Hello everyone. From time to time the Fayetteville Freethinkers have offered rewards for evidence of paranormal powers demonstrated under careful and proper observing conditions. It's been reported that Arkansas is in 3rd place for having a lot of "Bigfoot" activity, so on behalf of one of our members, we are offering the reward of a house in Fayetteville to anyone who can catch Bigfoot and bring him in.
The following affidavit provides the legal details and is presented to demonstrate the full legitimacy and legally binding nature of this offer:
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If you have Bigfoot, contact this attorney. Other inquires can be directed to: fayfreethinkers@yahoo.com
UPDATE: A Mr. Coleman at Cryptomumdo has posted several pictures of unlivable homes which obviously are not relevant to our offer above.
Further information: The home being offered as reward was built in the 1970's, is currently occupied, rents for $550, has an enclosed garage and sits on .75 of an acre in the city of Fayetteville. It's approximate realistic value (somewhat depressed in today's market) is $80,000. Reasonable people will understand that giving the location or posting a picture would open its present occupant to potential harassment.
5 comments:
did u contact their lawyer?
So you going to collect it Rick?
What is the purpose of this information? Are you going to take them up on the prize?
Hmmmm...How are you gonna handle this one Freezerboy? Don't get me wrong I'm with ya if you've got the goods.
I didn't feel like reading the legal garbage.. but is it "bring in a Bigfoot alive?" Or is dead good enough?
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