As of 9am tomorrow morning we will be selling a DVD showcasing Dyer beating his pregnant wife. The DVD is called "During the Domestic Violence." It features a wily Rick Dyer repeatedly striking his then pregnant wife till she appears to be unconscious. Dyer then runs to the corner of the room and masturbates while crying. This is HI-DEF footage and 110% AWESOME!!!!! The price will be 99$. But be sure to act fast!!! The price will increase by $13.22 every 16 minutes. And get this - The first 100 purchasers will be given the opportunity to purchase the follow up DVD "After the Domestic Violence" for a reduced price of $39.95!!!! Watch as Rick Dyer is questioned by the police, taken away in handcuffs and anally raped in prison!!!! You won't believe your eyes!!!!!! Please contact TakeThatBitch@weheartdyer.com for payment options. 110% AWESOMEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
good way to get the comments section closed again you stupid shit.
Because the comments have been so enlightening so far? At least that was funny. And likely just as valid as Dyer's DVD offer.
Team Tracker, it's been over a year now, you have given time, money, and your heart to Dyer. What have you gotten in return? Has Rick rewarded your loyalty with seeing Hank? No, but he did "Car Wrap Guy!" Ok, so you don't qualify to see Hank like Frank, Car Wrap Guy and that fat security dude. Well, at least I'm sure Dyer gave you all a free copy of the DVD where you got to see Hank in high def, right? It must be awesome, huh? Wait, no? You haven't seen the DVD, yet? Well, keep giving Dyer your time and money...what could possibly go wrong?
Face it TTer's, Frank is no cult leader! The man has zero charisma. At least with Dyer, he has the charisma of a small time, hick, cult leader! Nobody want's to listen to Frank for an hour +. This hoax was already winding down with Dyer...Frank will finish it off REAL fast!Sorry, Frank. You just don't have the 'juice' to keep this titanic from sinking. You just suck too much!
Hey, Frank. Can I still sign up for October 1st expedition? I hear it's going to be real cool! The way you and Dyer were talking about it a couple of months ago made it sound like it will be the best expedition ever! I'm looking foreword to seeing the 'top notched" film crew and learning from the "worlds greatest bigfoot tracker!" I'll be waiting outside of Vegas, on state line, for you guys to pick me up tomorrow. It's good to know I can trust Dyer! When he says he's going to do something, it's as good as done!Let's all have a ton of fun and lose a lot of weight on this expedition! And maybe...just maybe Rick will take us to see Hank! :)
No, it wasn`t funny. It was immature and too over the top.
Eh I dunno. I found it pretty funny. Have you heard some of the shit Dyer says to and about people? This is barely a taste of his own medicine. Not to mention, this was actually true. He did get busted for beating his wife. And he is an admitted hoaxer, liar, and legally stealing people's money. People who are not very intelligent and likely do not have much money to spare. So as far as I can tell, no harm, no foul. If the red-neck wants to dish it out, he needs to take it as well.
Oh must have forgot about this jewel.http://youtu.be/t8RVp0yLq-E
Wow...hadn`t seen that one. Thanks. Much of the 2013 hoax is almost an exact replica of the 2008 hoax. INCREDIBLE.
Sad...Dyer isn't even a creative hoaxer. He's redundant.
Anybody else want to sign up for tomorrows expedition? Only 2 hours remaining! I'm sure Rick is still accepting money for the trip.
Don't forget..he has a PAY per View set up for the party!
Without Dyer this stuff id boring as hell with a bunch of old cronies running it. Why does Dyer have to have OLD MEN running his show? Answer>>>He can't find anybody else.
No it was funny, because it is true and provable, unlike anything Dyer or Frank say. Also, nice Gorilla hand on the DVD cover you morons. Anyone who bought that is a friggin moron.
Damm, not sure if the Google Hangouts last night was coming from the Vegas nursing home or not. But dam, who would be better at driving the motor home than Dallas??? That's right..no one!!!
What's up with the fake hand pic on Racer X's site??
Hey Frank!!! Do you have a brother who is as dumb as you?? I wouldn't mind convincing someone to do my bidding, like you with Rick and expect no pay. He must also like being smacked in the balls like Rick does to you guys. Anyways let me know!
Big thanks to Dale Boswell for showing the DVD cover with Dyer's gorilla handed Bigfoot. What an idiot!!! I can't make it longer than 5 minutes listening to Frank and Dale's terrible voices drone on and on so thanks to whoever got the screenshot and exposed yet another Dyer hoax. You really can't make this stuff up. What a team of morons.
How's Rick's 21 day expedition going? That started today, right? How many people ended up signing up?
Why do you have a GORILLA hand showing on the back of the DVD? Here is screen shot from last night, showing it in Dale's hand.http://martyrogershall.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/hand.jpg?w=650BTW, this pic doesn't belong to Dyer! It was puilled from a pic on Flicker!http://martyrogershall.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/hand2.jpg?w=650
These guys remind me of a type of character Tim Conway would play on the "Carol Burnett Show."
Team Moron owned again!!! LOL
I'd take Mr Magoo over Dallas.
Why aren't the gold, silver and platinum members gettings the DVDs free like they were promised? And how about some of the promised pictures too? Frank says even he had to pay for the DVD. What kind of bullshit is this?
umm...it's called a hoax...
Convinced yet? Or at least 10/90.
Going waaay back...Keystone Cops.
Why is that moron Dyer saying he's living in Los Angeles when everyone knows he's still in Vegas. Hell, his facebook posts are stamped with a Nevada address for Christ's sake.
Rick can`t respond to these allegations...he`s packing his sombrero as I type.
WHAT?! You mean he LIED?!lol
Yeah, I caught that too. Rick forgot to turn off the location on his phone before he posts to Facebook, unless he's in Los Angeles and his phone is in Nevada posting on it's own. LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Rick, what`s with the monkey foot on the DVD?
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