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| By Frank Cali Vice President Team Tracker |
Here's is something if your a Bigfoot item collector you might want to grab
up when they are available for your collection. Olympia Beer will be releasing
for the company's Pabst Brewing Co, a special beer with a Bigfoot label. All we
need is some Big guy pretzels and your ready for the BIG game of the week.
With all the Bigfoot collectable's available for years like Bigfoot Drivers
license, Bigfoot Art and drawings, the Garden statue, action figures, ash trays
and on and on. Hey! You could have your own Bigfoot room in your den or
basement. I'm sure there are several collector's out there who would love to get each
and every Bigfoot item that may come out. I had a friend just last week send me
a photo with him at a garden center standing next to a Bigfoot statue mentioned
earlier. He didn't tell me the price. He didn't want to give me another heat
attack. If people can collect The Beatles, Elvis, Marilyn Monroe, James Dean
items, why not the big guy too?
Santa will be coming again this year and Shredders offers intarsia sweaters with
ironic, crass, and fun designs, well, that's according to the people in the
Shredders promotion department. So, check out the Bigfoot/Sasquatch design and
put it on you list to Santa this year. Ho Ho Ho!!!!
And, if that wasn't enough, now there is Bigfoot luggage tags to help you
find your baggage at the airports if it isn't lost or severely damaged by the
airlines or sent thousands of miles away. But, don't worry folks. The airlines
will call you "if" they turn up.
What's next? Well how about a Bigfoot swimming pool? Sure! I can see it
now. Look great in a BIG pool that's shaped like a giant foot. And....'if' and only
'if' your lucky. Santa will make a mid-tarsal break in it. Ok, ok, just in Dr.
Jeff "Zeppelin's" Meldrum's pool. After all, Santa may have seen the good Doctor
on a Monster Quest rerun and was impressed. I hope Saint Nick brings 'ole Doc a
new job because once the Bigfoot body is released and it's made know there is NO
mid-tarsal break. He will be looking for a new position and selling his books as
something to hold up a window.
I'd like to type some more but, I have to go to move by Bigfoot car before
I get a BIG ticket. Even Santa can't get you out of that one. Can he?
Wait! I want the new "Haters" action figures. You wind them up and they stab each other in the back.
I also have my eye on the" Official Facebook/FindBigfoot award. You get the
official FB/FB charcoal and grill and tub of lighter fluid and grill to burn the
award on. Now, that's a gift that will keep on giving among many in the 'Bigfoot Community'. LMAO
