Friday, July 19, 2013

'Gigantopithecus, Gigantopithecus, Gigantopithecus"

"If We Say It Enough Times, It Might Be True, Gigantopithecus, Gigantopithecus, Gigantopithecus"

 by Lynk Paul Team Tracker Member

(This is what they think Gigantopithecus looked like)
Oh how wonderfully convenient it is, that the alleged remains or carcass of something interesting was found at this time. Thank goodness for the heavy rains and “mass flooding”, for which this discovery could be made by an unsuspecting hiker, along the Bow River, northwest of Canmore, Alberta.
According to Eminent Paleontologist Wally Johnson, “he has conducted a preliminary site examination of the remains, and has discovered that the carcass appears to be ancient. “I can report that from the bone structure, stature and a comparison of the mandibles and teeth, that I believe the remains are that of a Gigantopithecus.” OH REALLY??? That’s the conclusion you came up with? And what exactly did he compare it to, in order to reach such a verdict?

I am not saying that the carcass is not the genuine remains of a real animal. It is rather amazing though, that, once again, they jump to the conclusion of it being “Gigantopithecus”.

Cryptozoologist Coren Lowman, chimed in with his opinion stating, “We have always believed that the Sasquatch, Yeti or even Bigfoot if you will, was really a surviving clan of Hominids connected to the line of Gigantopithecus.” He also said, “The find near Canmore is extraordinary!”

I’m guessing satire!!! I’m sure my colleague and Team Tracker member Jason Judd, will have some enlightenment for you on the subject.
Now, this is where it gets really funny; “This is the find of a lifetime,” stated Lowman, “Only a climate event such as what was witnessed in Southern Alberta this year could wash this beast's remains into the banks of the Bow River.” And here I was, thinking it would be the hard work and efforts of one of the many known Anthropologists or Cryptozoologists out there. Satire!!!!


                              (This is closer to what Gigantopithecus may have looked like)
They continue to promote “Gigantopithecus” as a possible explanation for Sasquatch. Really??? A large, lazy, slow and dumb gorilla, please!!!! The people who have had genuine encounters with them would know the difference. I just happen to personally know one of them.

They are NOT “Gigantopithecus”. You will find out soon enough. Have the courage to accept the truth and knowledge presented to you, alleviate your fears, and move on with your lives.

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