Wednesday, July 10, 2013

"Taxi Tim Fasano: Don't Turn Your Back on Him & Coat Tail Rider"


                                                                    (Tim Fasano)


Seems like just when you thought Tim Fasano has disappeared into the swamps of Florida, he returns and as usual, covered in sweat. .
 
It's no secret in the Bigfoot community at Taxi Tim AKA Tampa Tim and Alex Midnight Walker have been at odds for a long time. Depending on what day of the week you hear Timmy speak, he hates this researcher, the next day he loves him. This guy is starving for attention, anyone's attention. When Rick Dyer was in Florida, Fasano met with him and appeared to be friendly with Rick. As soon as Rick leaves, Tampa Tim starts to say a lot of crap behind his back. Fasano is one of the biggest (no pun intended) back stabbers in the Bigfoot community.
 
Now he's trying to jump on the Sasquatch Ontario Hoax buster bandwagon. All of a sudden he's Alex Midnight Walkers buddy as Midnight Walker thinks the recording are fake. Saying all these wonderful things about him on his latest YouTube video. Calling out "Mike" and his Bigfoot voice recordings. Team Tracker's VP, who worked for over 30 years in broadcasting stated that "Mike" was using a harmonizer to fake the recordings. We even placed a link to show just how this kind of effect was done using a cheaper model Harmonizer. (links below). No mistake about it and that's a professional opinion. So Fasano jumped on that wagon because it's current news.
 
The huge problem with Fasano is he has spent most of his time in a beatup taxi or in the swamps looking for "The Skunk Ape." In all these years, he has come up empty. Why? because he's one of the worst "researchers" out there. Last year and this, he spent huge amounts of time deploying trail cams in the swamps to try and get proof and came up empty as usual. He claims he had a backer for all this waste of time. After months and months and thousands and thousand of pictures..No evidence.
 
Tampa Tim at various times over the years has done hoaxes. But when he is caught red handed, he always says something to the effect that he was just pulling our legs. Bullshit and he knows it.
 
He even tried to say that Rick Dyer had a $300,000 fake Bigfoot body built. Timmy boy, what are you smoking. Get real.
 
Taxi Tim has shout down his YouTube channel so many times now, it's a complete joke to everyone in the Bigfoot world. He's quit the profession over and over only to come back in a day or so. He has caught running a Bigfoot blog putting down other researchers including himself to try and throw everyone off track until he was caught. Why?
 
The guys a total train wreck and laughing stock. He even claims he was up for the new Spike TV Bigfoot show, but was later turned down without a reason. If Spike did look seriously at him which is most doubtful they wouldn't put him on a cartoon show. 
 
The man scares woman who have made the mistake of going out with him on research. There is also a valid claim that one woman did disappear who was with him. This man is scary.
 
The huge problem with Fasano is he has sent most of his time in a taxi or in the swamps looking for "The Skunk Ape." In all these years, he has come up empty. Why? because he's one of the worst "researchers" out there. Last year and this, he spent huge amounts of time deploying trail cams in the swamps to try and get proof and came up empty as usual. He claims he had a backer for all this waste of time. After months and months and thousands and thousand of picture
 
Tampa Tim at various times over the years has done hoaxes himself. But when he is caught red handed, he always says something to the effect that he was just pulling our legs. Bullshit and he knows it.
 
He even tried to say that Rick Dyer had a $300,000 fake Bigfoot body built. Timmy boy, what are you smoking. Get real.
 
Taxi Tim has shut down his YouTube channel so many times now, it's a complete joke to everyone in the Bigfoot world. He's quit the profession over and over only to come back in a day or so. He was caught running a Bigfoot blog putting down other researchers including himself to try and throw everyone off track until he was caught. .
 
                                                  
                                            (Fasano with fake Skunk Apr in back of him he hoaxed)
 
The guys a total train wreck and laughing stock. He even claims he was up for the new Spike TV Bigfoot show, but was later turned down without a reason. If Spike did look seriously at him which is most doubtful they wouldn't even put him on a cartoon show. 
 
The man scares woman who have made the mistake of going out with him on research. There is also a valid claim that one woman did disappear who was with him. This man is scary.
 
Recently he tried to jump on The Myakka Skunk Ape investigation too. Oh yes, Taxi Tim even came across some mysterious Myakka Skunk Ape footprints to try and divert the attention back to him. The guy has no pride whatsoever.
 
So what's next for Taxi Tim, more fake footprints of the Skunk Ape? More photos and videos of shadows's behind palmetto trees claiming he finally has the greatest footage ever caught on video
 
 
                                          (The late Chris Farley or Tampa Tim, you be the judge, lol)
 
 
The truth about this man is he often has his electric shut off because he can't pay the bill. Lives in a very small apartment. He has no real friends. It's too bad the late comedian Chris Farley isn't alive. Tampa Tim would be a very good stunt double for him, although Farley wasn't as fat as Fasano
 
It's time for him to drop some weight before it's too late. The guy gets bigger and bigger each time we see him. Get out of the cab and see a Doctor before he ends up in a wheel chair or assisted living community.
 
If your heading to Florida anytime soon....watch your back if you are picked up in a taxi by him.
 
As Porky Pig says "That's All folks"
 
 
Link to my opinion on the Sasquatch Ontario "Mike" fake Bigfoot voices
 

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