Friday, January 11, 2013

This is why Musky Allen don't go Bigfooting!


Picture by Rictor Riolo

This is why Musky Allen don't go Bigfooting!

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

You can't handle the truth! Musky, we live in a world that has woods. And those woods have to be searched by men looking for bigfoot. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Jeff Kerstetter? We have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for bigfoot and you curse Rick Dyer. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that bigfoot's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And his existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want Dyer on that wall. You need Dyer on that wall. We use words like footprints, eye witnesses, video...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent searching for bigfoot. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very proof We provide, then questions the manner in which We provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a camera and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!

Anonymous said...

Please remember Don't is short for do not, don't forget that.

Doesn't is short for does not, don't forget that.

Pop quiz, please circle the correct answer(s).

A.) This is why Musky Allen do not go bigfooting.
B.) This is why Musky Allen don't go bigfooting.
C.) This is why Musky Allen does not go bigfooting.
D.) This is why Musky Allen doesn't go bigfooting.

Anonymous said...

is it A?

Anonymous said...

Nope

Anonymous said...

is it B?

Anonymous said...

Lol, nope wrong again! Try one more time

Peteyweestro said...

Awesome picture, made me spit up my lunch i laughed so hard !

Anonymous said...

as you say answers(s) is it A & B then?

Anonymous said...

No, see the idea is not get away from redneckese and speak English, which means only C & D are the correct answers

Anonymous said...

Damn, can I have another question then?

Anonymous said...

I doesn't know can you have another question?

Anonymous said...

You spelt 'know' wrong. It should have been 'now' RIGHT?