Monday, July 15, 2013

"Rick Dyer Hires New Head of Security"

(Craig Phillips and Rick Dyer)
Announcement from Frank Cali Vice President Team Tracker
Rick Dyer and I are proud to announce the appointment of Craig Phillips who will be "Head of Security." Craig flew down yesterday from Washington state for his interview with Rick. After some former members of Team Tracker stabbed Rick in the back, he now insists that he meet each current and future members in person. Craig has a diverse background and experience in many varied fields. For Craig, like all current team members, including myself. This proves that dream's come true as one of our member's said.

When the Bigfoot body goes on tour it will be under armed guards for the public to view this incredible being. To the haters and backstabbers and two faced people, don't even think that you will have a chance to view the body up close. We'll make sure you won't even get to within a mile of the body. They made the choice not to wait before making vicious attacks and threats on Rick Dyer.   

The Bigfoot body presentation reminds me of the 1933 movie "King Kong" when Kong was billed as "The Eighth Wonder of the World. Hank is going to be "The Greatest Discovery of all Time"




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