ATTENTION all scroungers, spongers, and moochers!

ATTENTION all scroungers, spongers, and moochers!

Here’s a message to all the scroungers, spongers, and moochers who view Rick Dyer and Team Tracker as a free lunch, dinner, and midnight snack:
If you can’t hate on your own without stealing our stuff, then our unfriendly and unpleasant legal team will soon be knocking on your Momma’s door to drag you into court. Starting in 24 hours, they’ll be scouring the internet for your unoriginal videos, blog posts, and other copyright-infringing activities. Having a real Bigfoot body gives us access to certain resources that you’ll never have, because nobody wants to look at a dead bear.

So start pulling that stuff down now, or else go find your outside clothes and change out of your pajamas in time to get dragged out of your bedroom.

REMEMBER: All images, videos, recordings, and written matter contained in this blog or any related website or social media venue are the property of Team Tracker LLC and may not be used by anyone for any reason without written permission by ME.

Thank you for reading this post…just remember not to steal it too!