Thursday, September 5, 2013

Waiting in dire anticipation



Despite the clamoring and biased accusations by the Hater league and the “so-called” Bigfoot Community, that Rick Dyer is once again perpetrating a hoax, these hypocrites elect to remain riveted to their seats with baited breath, eyes glued to their computers, TV’s, blogs and all other media formats. They wait in dire anticipation, salivating and some even foaming at the mouth, for the official news, of the release of the Bigfoot body and the scientific data which supports this monumental discovery.

 The buttons are being pushed but don't work

I can see them now, profusely perspiring, feet nervously tapping, fingers harmoniously rapping on their desks and keyboards, eagerly rocking back and forth on the edge of their seats. A handful of mainstream scientist who have dared to mention the word Bigfoot, have already categorically stated in the past and present, that these creatures can’t and don’t exist today, much less in North America. Erroneously theorized, to be the ancestors of, or actually, their favorite evolutionary action figure, Gigantopithicus. 

 And the symptoms have been getting worse

Well we’ll let them keep believing or promoting the fallacy that is the theory of evolution.  Let’s NOT tell them, that there is already a body/specimen of a Bigfoot in the possession of world renowned scientists, who are working on the scientific data which will be published in every mainstream scientific journal with credibility, along with the simultaneous release of the body to ALL MAINSTREAM MEDIA HOUSES.
I think it would be better to let them use their intelligence (word loosely used) to figure it out before ALL the action figures of Hank (the dead Bigfoot) also ALL the paraphernalia are sold out. 

While they (the scientists who are pro evolution and non-existence of Bigfoot), think themselves superior and the center of the universe, the people who really matter in this conundrum anyway, are the ones who have had genuine sightings or experiences. Who, after coming forward with the story of their encounters, have been condemned to a future of ridicule and scorn, having to live their lives fighting against a literal army of darkness, many of whom have lost their battles and the figurative war.

OMG!!! This is gonna make us ALL look like monumental FOOLS. All the books I have written, the false theories, the lies, the misleading information, all the people I have ridiculed and made fun off. WHAT DO I DO?....Rick Dyer, please forgive me.....can't we all just get along?

Although many will come to the end of their journey, of obscene abuse, ridicule and forced into living reclusive lives, to one man and his family, who have been the object of and the recipients of the vilest and darkest hatred for the past five years,  theirs will be the sweet taste of  VINDICATION and REDEMPTION. Like a Phoenix rising out of the ashes of death and despair, so shall Rick Dyer and his family be. Forever changing his destiny, thrusting him into the pages of history as a LEGEND in his own time and his story, a lasting LEGACY for us all.

“When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they can seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall. Think of it--always.”
― Mahatma Gandhi

"Bigfoot Beer to Bigfoot Sweaters"


By Frank Cali Vice President Team Tracker
 

Here's is something if your a Bigfoot item collector you might want to grab up when they are available for your collection. Olympia Beer will be releasing for the company's Pabst Brewing Co, a special beer with a Bigfoot label. All we need is some Big guy pretzels and your ready for the BIG game of the week.


 

 

 

With all the Bigfoot collectable's available for years like Bigfoot Drivers license, Bigfoot Art and drawings, the Garden statue, action figures, ash trays and on and on. Hey! You could have your own Bigfoot room in your den or basement. I'm sure there are several collector's out there who would love to get each and every Bigfoot item that may come out. I had a friend just last week send me a photo with him at a garden center standing next to a Bigfoot statue mentioned earlier. He didn't tell me the price. He didn't want to give me another heat attack. If people can collect The Beatles, Elvis, Marilyn Monroe, James Dean items, why not the big guy too?


 

Santa will be coming again this year and Shredders offers intarsia sweaters with ironic, crass, and fun designs, well, that's according to the people in the Shredders promotion department. So, check out the Bigfoot/Sasquatch design and put it on you list to Santa this year. Ho Ho Ho!!!!

 

 
 
And, if that wasn't enough, now there is Bigfoot luggage tags to help you find your baggage at the airports if it isn't lost or severely damaged by the airlines or sent thousands of miles away. But, don't worry folks. The airlines will call you "if" they turn up.


 

What's next? Well how about a Bigfoot swimming pool? Sure! I can see it now. Look great in a BIG pool that's shaped like a giant foot. And....'if' and only 'if' your lucky. Santa will make a mid-tarsal break in it. Ok, ok, just in Dr. Jeff "Zeppelin's" Meldrum's pool. After all, Santa may have seen the good Doctor on a Monster Quest rerun and was impressed. I hope Saint Nick brings 'ole Doc a new job because once the Bigfoot body is released and it's made know there is NO mid-tarsal break. He will be looking for a new position and selling his books as something to hold up a window.

I'd like to type some more but, I have to go to move by Bigfoot car before I get a BIG ticket. Even Santa can't get you out of that one. Can he?
 
Wait! I want the new "Haters" action figures. You wind them up and they stab each other in the back.
I also have my eye on the" Official Facebook/FindBigfoot award. You get the official FB/FB charcoal and grill and tub of lighter fluid and grill to burn the award on. Now, that's a gift that will keep on giving among many in the 'Bigfoot Community'. LMAO

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

"Do You Have What It Takes To be A Team Tracker Member"


Here is your opportunity to became a member of "The Greatest Bigfoot Tracker in the World's" official team. We are now accepting videos from anyone who would like to be considered for the team. Email us a 3 minute video (no longer or shorter) telling us what you can do to contribute to the team and a little of your background. Send them in ASAP, because we're going to get alot of them..
Rick Dyer & Team Tracker the ONLY team to have an actual BIGFOOT body which the entire world will see soon.

Send your video's to teamtracker1@aol.com

Please include you full name ,address and phone number





"Rick Dyer & Team Tracker New DVD is OUT!

By Frank Vice President Team Tracker


 
 

 
"Rick Dyer & Team Tracker's New DVD "Not Just A Bigfoot Movie" is out and ready to ship to you. This brand new DVD is 2 hours of the expedition that took place on Mt. Charleston near Las Vegas this past June.

Watch a preview HERE

 
It features Rick, Dallas & Wayne and many Team Tracker members who traveled from all sections of the US to take part in this awesome event. An incredible experience for us to finally get to meet each other in person and form a lifetime bond. Even though I suffered a heart attack trying to go up the mountain. Thank God Dallas Gilbert ws with me and he saved my life, which you'll see on the video. I'd do it all over again in a minute. I missed the expedition because I ended up in the ICU. Because of that Dale and Robin Boswell gave up the vacation in Vegas they had planned for a long time to spend it with me in the hospital So, I'll be seeing the DVD for the first time and I'm looking forward to viewing it.


Left to right, Wayne, Rick, Dallas in back of Rick, Frank, Dale, Robin, Chris,
Melissa & Big Jake

 
Rick and the team had a great time and there is alot of surprises on this new DVD. They had high tech equipment and did some experiments with it, including 2 FLIR camera's in which proves that a recent claim by someone that they recorded a Bigfoot with one actually is a man.

 
Order your's now before they are gone. When the Bigfoot body is released to the world, which will be very soon now, they will be a complete sell out. Rick Dyer and Team Tracker are going to a household name

Lots more news on the Bigfoot body coming soon. Check this blog very day to get the news first.
 

 Click to order your HERE