Anonymous, Friday, December 28, 2012 2:29:00 PM PST;
With Melba “mind rape” Ketchum and Justin “the redneck retard”
Smeja down for the count it is once again anybody’s game.
Quantra’s hoax is falling apart at startling speed, so who will be
the next footer to step up to the plate? Rick “the dick” Dyer supposedly
shot a squatch, but he’s also supposedly in jail. Michael “the COT sucker”
Merchant seems to have given up squatch hunting to take up a life of
ranting. Matt “there’s nowhere for the owl to be” Moneymaker has
had a psychotic break and is currently searching for Bigfoot in a
7-Eleven. Timothy “the world’s fattest footer” Fasano hasn’t got
a squatch, but he has made one last ditch attempt to draw attention
to himself. “Mid-tarsal” Meldrum has concocted himself an ambitious
plan to get even more useless blobsquatch footage, but it’ll take a
good chunk of change to get his blimp
off the ground. Bringing up
the rear is Bryan “the showman scientist” Sykes who’s daring DNA
study may finally prove the existence of bears. However it plays
out there’s sure to be more lying, cheating, backstabbing, and
hoaxing in the always dramatic land of footery.
Stay tuned boppers.
2 comments:
Haha...I love it .... these guys along with the hate bloggers are already regarded as idiots by the long term experienced researchers. Meldrum is still the only real heavy hitter with any credibility.
Lol, I agree with your comment, as the haters would say, there 134% sure there perspective on Ketchum is correct. I believe they are all former regulars of the old Jerry Springer Show, they also state their 189% sure they really know what their talking about., but when it comes to the Bigfoot topic they state, there's no doubt about it, there 58,799% right... HAHA. YEAH, definitely Jerry Springer heads...
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